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The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

10. Don’t butt heads with anyone who has bigger horns.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

9. The grass is always greener when someone else cuts it, bales it, and totes it over to where you’re already lying down.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

8. Better the same old milking hands every day than getting used to a whole new set of callouses.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

7. If you’re not sure about something, go ahead and taste it. You can always spit it out.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

6. The manure may pile up in the winter, but it keeps the barn warm. Sometimes life is just one shitty trade-off after another.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

5. If there is someplace to stand around and do nothing that is higher up than the current place you’re standing around doing nothing, it’s worth the effort to move.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

4. If everyone else is running away in the same direction, join them now, ask questions later.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

3. Getting mud between your toes is not as poetic as people make it out to be. Better to stay out of the rain in the first place.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

2. There’s no better pillow than someone else’s tummy.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats

1. Fences are mere suggestions.
The Beekman Boys: 10 Things I’ve Learned from Goats


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