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11 Goats That Look Like Famous Mugshots

Ken Paxton, folks: the guy who inspired it all. He was arrested last week and charged with securities fraud.

Larry Craig reportedly solicited an undercover male cop for sex in a men’s restroom. Isabelle has never even been to a men’s restroom.

Plus: Meet a guy who walked with his goat across America »

John Edwards reportedly used $1 million in campaign funds to cover up an extramarital affair. Cream is a pretty faithful kid.

Rick Perry earned charges of abuse of power and coercion. Bacardi might be accused of coercion-by-cuteness, but no charges have ever been filed.

Plus: Is it legal to raise goats in the city? »

Rod Blogojevich played dirty in politics; Bacardi plays in the dirt.

Ted Stevens failed to properly report gifts said to be worth $250,000. Annie always sends thank-you notes for her gifts.

Previously, Lissie enjoyed both The Patriot and Braveheart. Mel Gibson’s off-color remarks and dangerous driving habits have turned her off from supporting his career.

Plus: 5 cool jobs held by … goats »

For both Hugh Grant and Lizzie, “solicitation” means working hard to get extra treats. For Lizzie, though, treats are entirely food-related.

Drunk driving? Cocaine possession? Sign Persimmon up for hay and hay only. No cocaine and no driving.

Before this DWI incident, June was a belieber. Today, she has better taste in music.

Plus: Want a goat of your own? Here’s how to pick the right breed for you »

Epictetus believes strongly in fate. Was it Paul Ruebens’ fate to be caught doing dirty things in a movie theatre? It seems so.


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